tom bie clears up questions on the fly fishing retailer...funny

By Tom Bie
Tuesday, 08 December 2009 17:46
With the announcement this week by the American Fly Fishing Trade Association (AFFTA) that it would “sponsor and/or endorse and/or ignore and/or relocate an Independent Fly Fishing show in 2010,” it came as welcome news to the industry this morning that the trade group has settled on the lobby of the Rock Springs, Wyoming, EconoLodge as the location. “Since nobody could seem to choose between Salt Lake City and Denver, we decided to meet in the middle,” says group spokesperson Tawnya McMend. “Plus, the girls over at Mike’s Astro Lounge are offering free table dances to the first 50 guys not named Cody.” Other local activities available to show attendees include cow-tipping and windmill-watching: Much confusion had been brewing recently over where next year’s Flyfishing Retailer Show might be held, especially after an Outdoor Retailer show director sent an open invitation to all flyfishing companies, asking them to come join O. R. in Salt Lake. However, that invitation was quickly called into question, since the author wrote that “more than 25 percent of Flyfishing Retailer companies already exhibit at Outdoor Retailer”—clearly forgetting to add a decimal point between the 2 and the 5. Thankfully, none of that matters now. But attendees in Rock Springs will need to act fast, as the only date the EconoLodge had available was on Feb 7, from noon til 6 p.m.. Also, though winter fishing will be available on the nearby tailwaters of the Green and North Platte, a scheduling conflict with a local snowmobile club meant the casting pond had to be relocated to this Twin Falls I-Hop: See you all there!!

Per: drakemag.com